*LiPS TiTS AnD SwANkY TiMEs* (rubykat) wrote,
*LiPS TiTS AnD SwANkY TiMEs*
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"mom eats squirrel guts because she lives in rurral arkansaw!"


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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

27 people!


Including the 1 you've already had sex with,
that makes 26 new lovers!

24 of them will be female
2 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Admit it; you like kinky sex toys.

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ohh:-0...figures:D i like being a whore!
whores unite!

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QuoTEs
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"Nice hooters..."
"Exuse me?"
"The owls...theyre magnificent..."

"Your so full of shit your eyes are brown!"

"I know...you take a chance getting up every morning or sticking your face in a fan..."

"Girl, it look like your smuggling 2 midgets in your shirt!"

"I can pick up an olive..with my asS!!"

"How much is it?"
"Whoa, whoa whoa...ill handle this.....how much is it?"
"$8,600"
"Well give you $10"

"swimming in the stream
the tiny salmon, chasing that impossible dream
the minabird says ka, ka ka ka
the chimpanzee says eeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeee
the friendly owl hoo hoo hoo hoo
but the salmon can only say ABLUBLUBLBULBBLBLBLBUBLBLBKBLBLBB
And its...sad..."

"Dont be saucy with me, bernaise!"

"We have had such a bouncy journey i shall relive myself before i burst!"

"alright sitdown! I could smell your ass from here..."

"Oh no! WHere are my armies??!!"
"UP YOUR SLEEVIES, SIR!!!!!!"

"Whos a girl?"
"YO MOMMA!"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"You ass face!"
"No, its leather face, remember?"

"CORN BEEF ON RYE! FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE! WILL YOU SHARE YOUR SANDWICH TONITE!"

"Mable, get in here! Take off your clothes, put on these shoes and that hat go over there, arch your back and listen cuz this ones a hum~dinger!"

"look me in the eye and tell me you have no pie!!!!!!!"

"A watermellon picked in the manure fields, your sporkyness!"

"We all came as soon as we were sure you were dead!"

"I have a confession to make...."
"Eeee!! Your bald?!?"
"NO! Im aliivvvee!!"

"The doctors says hes got a 50/50% chance of living.....though, theres only a 10% chance of that..."

"She had the kind of legs you wanna suck on for a day...."

"Its the same old story...Boy meets girl, Boy love girl, Girl loves boy, Girl goes after other boy and girl dies in a blimp accident...."
"Good year?"
"No, the worst ever..."

"You really mean that? You not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids?"

"Hey, is it just me or can you just feel the love on this set tonight?!"

"Why do you wanna get rid of us?....were cute..."
"BECAUSE!!!!!!!! You try to kill me, and you leave wet stringy things in the bathroom!"

"Clap your hands! Because you belive in magic!"

"You want something to eat? Theyve got all you can eat birthday cake and a cup of fresca..."

"You know, with the octopus and the toilet cleaner with foaming action!"

"WHAT IS IT, BOY?!?!??! Is it the farm?!??!...Fams have chickens....."

"Sometimes i think elves are following me..."

"Spank ya smartly with my spank ray!!!"

"When your mom kisses you goodnight SHE EATS YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!"

"mom eats squirrel guts because she lives in rurral arkansaw!"

"Hm. Whats that sulfer smell coming from the egg bin? Oh! The eggs must've ripened!! wait a minute.....eggs dont ripen!! EGGS DONT RIPEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
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ToODLEs!!!!!!!
XoXOOXoOXoXooXoOXo
**RubYKAt**
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